Women as Explained by Engineers
Finally- an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!
Element: Woman
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg, to 225 kg.
Physical properties
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Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint.
Boils at absolutely nothing-freezes for no apparent reason.
Found in various grades, ranging from virgin material, to common ore.
Chemical properties
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Reacts well to gold, platinum, and all precious stones.
Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Use
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Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can greatly aid relaxation.
Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
Hazards
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Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
Possession of more than one is possible, but specimens must never make eye contact!
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